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I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND

Gagh

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DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, PANSIES.
 
I'LL TAKE THE LOW GROUND AND I'LL BE AT WACKYS BEFORRRRRE YE!
 
How do you know shit like that eggs? do you hang around with scottish drunks?
 
I'm an old Irish drunk, some things just get passed around.
 
like the new AV.

I want to update mine but you know, but like David Byrnes big suit, I'm scared to take it off.
 
YOU UNDERESTIMATE ME...
 
I FEEL LIKE CALLING SOMEONE UPSTAIRS A BIG FUCKING GIT.


OR TELLING HIM TO DIE IN A HOLE. HOPEFULLY IN THE WOODS.
WITH NASTY FERRETS.

HMMM...THAT COULD WORK.
 
A BIG FUCKING CLIT WHAT ARE YHOU A LEZZER OR SOMETHING?!!?
 
"HIM UPSTARIS" MEANING GOD!?
 
AH> MUST WE RESORT TO EUPHEMISMS IN TEH MF?

NO! SAYS I!

REALLY UP-THE-STAIRS
 
CUT THE LOWER PART OF YOUR HOUSE OFF AND HE'LL BE CONFUSED.
 
lol!
 
"Help!" he'll say!
 
LOL THE PARENTS WANT TO BURN THE WITCHES AND BUFFY CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY.
 
LOL AMY IS JUST A HARMLESS GOTH IN THAT EPISODE AND YET IN SEASON SIX SHE'S EVIL AND A DRUGGIE AND STUFF
 
WHICH SHE MUST HAVE HEAVILY GOT INTO WHILST BEING A RAT SHE ALSO KNEW WHERE THAT FREAKY MAGIC GUY WAS DESPITE BEING A RAT LOL PLOT HOLES WIDER THAN RIKISHI'S ARSE.
 
I suppose she was supposed to have met him before turning into a rat even though there was no indication of that in the witch episode BUT HEY AT LEAST SHE DIED IN SEASON SEVEN
 
STRAWBERRIES!

bUT NOW THEY'VE RIPENED!!!!
 
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST A BALL OF GREEN ENERGY THAT BUFFY WON'T LET ANYBODY KILL EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE NOT EVEN HER SISTER AND DESTROYED SEASON 5!
 
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