I hear voices..

[starguard]

They tell me to do bad things..

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Mine just rattle off laundry lists of chores and nonsense.

 

[Kyehlar]

 

[Henoch]

They tell me to do bad things..

Really bad things??

 

[starguard]

They tell me to start fires :twisted:

 

[Henoch]

They tell me to start fires :twisted:

In churches?

 

[Lilac]

Damn leprechauns.

 

[starguard]

In churches?

Only the ones close by. They say that the spirits are evil, and they eat children

 

[starguard]

They also make me see strange things...... :scared:

 

[jack]

You're not coming off as very scary..........

 

[Gagh]

Best just get some Kleenex in case he's coming off at all.

 

[starguard]

They tell me to have sex with Midgets.......

 

[Chatty]

Mine keep waking me up before 7 am.

 

[BitchSlapSmitty]

Mine keep waking me up before 7 am.

You have midgets too?

 

[starguard]

Yes... and they dance. These are evil midgets that do a dance that summon Demons.


The voices makes me sexually aroused by them

 

[feijuada]

I just hear awesome music in my head. I can't stop rocking out to Slayer!

Oh wait, I have headphones on.

 

[Chatty]

You have midgets too?

No, I have an alarm clock that comes on to a radio station.