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I Hereby Claim This Forum

Friday

Bazinga!
Number_6, your time has come to an end. I claim this forum in the name of the ADLA.

This is an official request for the forum name to be changed to:

Thank God It's Friday's Forum

I expect this to be done by the end of the week.

Thank you in advance.
 
The ADLA will not disband until the DLA is rendered powerless.

We are here until you are not.

This forum is now our Base of Operations.

Squatter's rights and all that.
 
You are one delusional dude.

Surrender to the ADLA or suffer total obliteration.

Consider yourselves warned.
 
I love that "I will crush you" shit. It's all about squeezing the base after all, isn't it?
 
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FORM #487SC900002: APPLICATION FOR TK FORUM

PLEASE ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS AS TRUTHFULLY AS YOUR PERSONA CAN. PERSONA CONSISTENCY WILL BE CONSIDERED WHEN AWARDING FORUMS. FAILURE TO ANSWER ANY OF THE QUESTIONS WILL VOID THE APPLICATION. IF YOU UNSURE OF THE ANSWER OF ANY QUESTION, ENTER "I WOULD LIKE SOME COOKIES" OR "OOOO, THAT'S NAUGHTY!" (YOU MAY DO THIS IN A MAXIMUM OF TWO (2) QUESTION FILEDS).

1. HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT TK?
2. WHAT WILL BE THE NAME AND MISSION STATEMENT OF YOUR NEW FORUM?
3. HOW POPULAR IS YOUR TK PERSONA IN GENERAL? DO YOU ALREADY DOMINATE A PARTICULAR FORUM?
4. HAVE YOU BEEN TO TK CHAT? HAVE YOUHAD TO ACQUIRE A NEW NAME BECAUSE OF YOUR ACTIONS IN TK CHAT? PLEASE EXPLAIN.
5. DO YOU ATTEND PARAYER MEETINGS?
6. HAS SAREK EVER PWNED YOU?
7. HOW MANY ACTIVE DUALS DO YOU CURRENTLY RUNNING ON TK, AND WHAT PERCENTAGE OF THEM ARE KNOWN TO BE YOU?
8. PIX PLS
9. HAVE YOU SEEN "THE PICTURES"? (IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT "THE PICTURES" ARE, BETTER LUCK NEXT YEAR)
10. LIST ALL OTHER BOARDS AT WHICH YOU HAVE MORE THAN 100 POSTS.

EXTRA CREDIT: HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY TO HAVE A FORUM HERE?

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FORM #487SC900002: APPLICATION FOR TK FORUM

PLEASE ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS AS TRUTHFULLY AS YOUR PERSONA CAN. PERSONA CONSISTENCY WILL BE CONSIDERED WHEN AWARDING FORUMS. FAILURE TO ANSWER ANY OF THE QUESTIONS WILL VOID THE APPLICATION. IF YOU UNSURE OF THE ANSWER OF ANY QUESTION, ENTER "I WOULD LIKE SOME COOKIES" OR "OOOO, THAT'S NAUGHTY!" (YOU MAY DO THIS IN A MAXIMUM OF TWO (2) QUESTION FILEDS).

1. HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT TK?
A friend of a friend. :D

2. WHAT WILL BE THE NAME AND MISSION STATEMENT OF YOUR NEW FORUM?
The name, of course, will be Thank God It's Friday's Forum. The mission statement, other than the obliteration of the DLA, will be fair and unbiased debate of political issues.

3. HOW POPULAR IS YOUR TK PERSONA IN GENERAL? DO YOU ALREADY DOMINATE A PARTICULAR FORUM?
Popularity is relative, wouldn't you say?

4. HAVE YOU BEEN TO TK CHAT? HAVE YOUHAD TO ACQUIRE A NEW NAME BECAUSE OF YOUR ACTIONS IN TK CHAT? PLEASE EXPLAIN.
Yes, and no.

5. DO YOU ATTEND PARAYER MEETINGS?
I try to parayer whenever I can. They have meetings for parayering?! I wonder how that would work?

6. HAS SAREK EVER PWNED YOU?
Sarek can pwn me anytime ;) :D

7. HOW MANY ACTIVE DUALS DO YOU CURRENTLY RUNNING ON TK, AND WHAT PERCENTAGE OF THEM ARE KNOWN TO BE YOU?
I'd tell you...but then I'd hafta kill ya

8. PIX PLS
Not on a first date :D

9. HAVE YOU SEEN "THE PICTURES"? (IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT "THE PICTURES" ARE, BETTER LUCK NEXT YEAR)
I have, indeed, seen "the pictures". I had nightmares for days afterward.

10. LIST ALL OTHER BOARDS AT WHICH YOU HAVE MORE THAN 100 POSTS.
TK, BK, MLK, LBJ, and "Hey Hey Hey"

EXTRA CREDIT: HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY TO HAVE A FORUM HERE?
What is the most popular currency around here? I'll pay whatever it takes... :bigass:
 
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