I just added myself to the teachers list at my old school

Mentalist · Mar 13, 2006

On Friends Reunited.

HA, I'm still annoying them after all this time and taking the piss out of the system.

I love myself.

Eggs Mayonnaise · Mar 13, 2006

Post nekkid pics of Jar-Jar. Take their e-milk money.

Mentalist · Mar 13, 2006

They did expell me. I am not beyond it.

Ishcabittle · Mar 13, 2006

Mentalist · Mar 13, 2006

Eggs Mayonnaise · Mar 13, 2006

"DOES NOT WORK OR PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS EXCEPT IN THE CLOAKROOM WITH TEH DOOR CLOSED" LOL

Mentalist · Mar 13, 2006

I locked all my teachers in the staff room once. Then went on a rampage through the school with a fire extinguisher.

CaptainWacky · Mar 13, 2006

SAY YOU WERE THE TEACHER WHO TOUCHED UP ALL THE GIRLS.

Eggs Mayonnaise · Mar 13, 2006

WHY DO I FIND ALL THE BAD BOYS?????

Mentalist · Mar 13, 2006

Some hot girl leaned over to pick something up, she had no knickers on. I remember it like yesterday.

Mentalist · Mar 13, 2006

I was categorically insane at school. Not just pranking about. Like angry as fuck.

Eggs Mayonnaise · Mar 13, 2006

Did a spot quickly appear on your trousers?

Mentalist · Mar 13, 2006

No, I raped her and threw her dead body in the garbage. They are still looking for her.

Mentalist · Mar 13, 2006

That never happened though.

Eggs Mayonnaise · Mar 13, 2006

HI FBI, SLOW NIGHT AT THE TERMINAL LOL

CaptainWacky · Mar 13, 2006

Did you used to throw chalk out of windows like I didn't?

Harkley · Mar 13, 2006

I DIDNT USED TO NOT STAND ON THE TABLE IN THE LUNCH HALL AND NOT NOT THROW FOOD AT PEOPLE.

CaptainWacky · Mar 13, 2006

Good for you!

Ishcabittle · Mar 13, 2006

YEAH, THIS IS WHERE YOUR STORY LOSES CREDIBILITY!!!

Mentalist said:
No, I raped her and threw her dead body in the garbage. They are still looking for her.

LOLZ BONC LOLZ BONC LOLZ BONC LOLZ!!!!

CaptainWacky · Mar 14, 2006

I'd rape Portman if Menty could get away with it.