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I just don't understand boxing at all

eloisel

eloisel

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Why do you guys do that? Box? Knock each other's teeth out, break bones, split skin, crush ribs, etc...... I mean, that has to hurt and its not like it improves your looks. Shsh. Why do you guys do that?
 
Ah boxing, my favorite sport.

The real beauty of boxing is the ability of the weaker guy to decimate the larger stronger guy if he is a better fighter. It can be brutality, but the beauty of the sport comes out when two fighters are evenly matched.

A well timed jab (just a flick really) can create havoc, and that's a beautiful thing.

What's really the problem is the corruption in the sport, resulting in fixed fights, and even worse, mismatches.

The best fight in the world ever was Ali vs Foreman in Africa. Ali showed how a skilled jab (and the ability to cause the opponent to endlessly miss and become tired) could result in a knockout that was truly awesome to behold.

Here's exactly what I'm talking about:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf64ZCYVcEI
 
Such as :
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U should see the fighters after one of those matches!
 
I just don't understand gardening, washing up, baby kittens, cooking & cleaning at all. Why do you gals do that?
 
eloisel said:
Why do you guys do that? Box? Knock each other's teeth out, break bones, split skin, crush ribs, etc...... I mean, that has to hurt and its not like it improves your looks. Shsh. Why do you guys do that?
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Its like Hockey without sticks.
 
The true irony in boxing is that it's two big dudes beating the crap out of one another over a purse.
 
Gagh said:
I just don't understand gardening, washing up, baby kittens, cooking & cleaning at all. Why do you gals do that?
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Guys like to think that all we do is garden, wash up, snuggle with baby kittens, cook, clean and all that. You don't want to think about what we do when you aren't around. You know, when we see a shiney thing and the feline comes out in us and we strip that shiney thing naked and play with it.
 
eloisel said:
Guys like to think that all we do is garden, wash up, snuggle with baby kittens, cook, clean and all that. You don't want to think about what we do when you aren't around. You know, when we see a shiney thing and the feline comes out in us and we strip that shiney thing naked and play with it.
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I had images from Van Wilder for a moment.


And not the good kind.
 
Men are all the same.
The game begins.
And you say - "Don't."
And then you say - "Stop."
And then you say - "Don't"
And then you say - "Stop."
And then you say - "Don't Stop"
again, and again, and again, and again .....
 
eloisel said:
Guys like to think that all we do is garden, wash up, snuggle with baby kittens, cook, clean and all that. You don't want to think about what we do when you aren't around. You know, when we see a shiney thing and the feline comes out in us and we strip that shiney thing naked and play with it.
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Actually, washing up, gardening and snuggling with a baby kitten sounds devine right about now.
 
Conchaga said:
Mixed Martial Arts.

Look it up.
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I watch a lot of MMA, that's a completely different sport. It has its moments but is for the unskilled fighter in general.

Pure boxing is a fine art, unlike no other competition.
 
jack said:
I watch a lot of MMA, that's a completely different sport. It has its moments but is for the unskilled fighter in general.

Pure boxing is a fine art, unlike no other competition.
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Unskilled? It takes years of training to get to their level. They study several forms of martial arts and each one requires intense study and concentration.

A man can become a boxer in under six months.
 
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