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I Just Got An Email...

Cranky Bastard

Cranky Bastard

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with the subject title:

"Your dick will explode"



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I can't imagine wanting to buy a drug that causes my dick to explode....




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Maybe it's aimed at porn star suicide bombers. Report it to Homeland Security.

:lisandra:
 
Maybe you weren't supposed to open it, maybe it was your wife's email..
 
I remember hearing about the clinical trials of that stuff.
 
About as bad as "Your tits will explode"
 
But more amuseing
 
I've had that a few times and also "your dick will IMPLODE".
 
Exploding penii are funny in theory, but I can't imagine driving a car to market with a burlap sack of ticking dicks with the intent of harming others.

But that's me.
 
I had a dream once where my dick swelled up real big and I kept rubbing it on sandpaper.
 
I've never dreamt of my dick. I don't think anyone else has either.
 
KeiraKnightley might disagree.
 
My balls are always bouncing.
 
LIKE TITS
 
Some tit.s
 
I had a dream once where my dick turned into a long ream like spaghetti, only dick girthed and once I finally found the end I sucked it.
 
Good one! I've had the boring "teeth falling out" dream a few times.
 
I've had that. What the FUCK is that about!? It's scarily realistic that one is.
 
What? you dream that your teeth fall out?
 
You've never had it? I thought it was a cultural meme.
 
I don't remember if I did. When I was a druggie I dreamed of almost getting high a lot. Sometimes I have weird sex dreams, though.
 
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