starguard
Unluckiest Charm in the Box
So there I was, just walking along when I walked past what I thought was a frendly bar. I decided to stop in and see if I could get something to eat. While up at the bar, this big hairy beast of a woman come up from behind me and starts breathing down the back of my neck.
I turned around, and so help me, I thought I was staring the Abomonable snowman right in the face.
So I say "Hey ummm, you a long ways from the himilayas arent you?
From there..it was on.
This walking sasquatch grabs me by the neck and picks me clean up off the ground. One of the bouncers came over and punched her in the cunt. I fel on the floor and before I knew it, chairs and bottles went flying everywhere.
I crawled outside. and while on the ground, someone stepped on the back of my neck. I hear this deep growling vioce say. "Where the fuck you think you goin little man"
This was some other She-man that looked even worser than the first one. Bitch kicks me in the face while all these other women she was with all piled up on me. Next thing I know I wake up in the back of a fucking squad car with my nose bleeding, while this heffer was in handcuffs in anothr squad car besides mines. The rest of them all zoomed off on these loud motorcycles leaving a trail of brass knuckles all over the place.
Man, people cant even go out for a walk anymore
I turned around, and so help me, I thought I was staring the Abomonable snowman right in the face.
So I say "Hey ummm, you a long ways from the himilayas arent you?
From there..it was on.
This walking sasquatch grabs me by the neck and picks me clean up off the ground. One of the bouncers came over and punched her in the cunt. I fel on the floor and before I knew it, chairs and bottles went flying everywhere.
I crawled outside. and while on the ground, someone stepped on the back of my neck. I hear this deep growling vioce say. "Where the fuck you think you goin little man"
This was some other She-man that looked even worser than the first one. Bitch kicks me in the face while all these other women she was with all piled up on me. Next thing I know I wake up in the back of a fucking squad car with my nose bleeding, while this heffer was in handcuffs in anothr squad car besides mines. The rest of them all zoomed off on these loud motorcycles leaving a trail of brass knuckles all over the place.
Man, people cant even go out for a walk anymore
