I just got this wicked game...

[Ishcabittle]

:bigass:

 

[FBI parte due]

Why is the penis afraid?

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Super stuff in the silicone tit factory in Titfield!!

An accidental chain reaction mutates the otherwise peaceful and cuddly tits into aggressive and power-hungry creatures. They overrun the factory in the blink of an eye, and take complete control of staff and premises.

The humans are helpless. There’s only one who could maybe save ‘em – enter DICK SUCKS – our hero on two balls!!

Take the role of our master dick in this hilarious Jump’n’Run game – make life hot for the sexy silicone slinkies. Silicone tit haters will really get their rocks off in this game – and you ladies will love taking full control over this magnificent specimen of manhood – this is the one you’ve all been waiting for! As the Beach Boys might say – “you’ll have fun, fun, fun ‘til your Daddy takes the ‘puter awaaay!!!â€

Keep rollin’ along on your balls, Dick!

What. The. Fuck?

:lol:

 

[MessengerX]

Is there no part of our society which hasn't succumbed to this strange flood of perversion?

 

[FBI parte due]

Yes, yes! We will all burn in the fires of God's wrath!

 

[Number_6]

Notice that the language on the package is German.

Weird motherfuckers, the Germans.

 

[jack]

I ain't 'fraid of no tits!

 

[FBI parte due]

It combines the best of both worlds: terrible gaming and terrible porn!

 

[Ishcabittle]

c'mon, i hear it's all the rage in europe.

the gameplay's quite good, actually.