I just gotn e-mail from the Asian Porn Star Mika Tan!

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I've been e-mailing her for months trying to get her to go out with me. After constantly waiting for a response, she finally returned one..

From Mika Tan

Now listen here you little mouse, I don't know how the hell you got my e-mail address, but I'm telling you again for the very last time..I'M NOT GIVING YOU ANY PUSSY!! Even if I tried, you probably have a dick so small that I'd probably need a magnifying glass just to find it. Now run along little boy, before your mom finds out what you've been doing on her computer!

God I LOVE THIS WOMAN 8)

 

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What the hell is that a picture of in your av, starguard?

 

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Oh That..


Thats nothing. Thats just a picture of a guy helping some woman change her shoes

 

[jack]

Oh right! Now I get it. That's her freaking foot up on his shoulder. I'm telling you I couldn't figure it out.

 

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My signature pretty much spells it out :twisted:

 

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By the way..Mika Tan doesn't believe TK exist. I think she wants you all to send her your best wishes

[email protected]

 

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