BitchSlapSmitty
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So, Menty, make with the rhymes it's time to celebrate!
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I JUST RESCUED THIS FORUM FROM SOBRIETY!!
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BitchSlapSmitty
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IT'S GLAD TO BE BACK!!!
I feel like shitty rapping......hmmm......
on another note. I wne t out on a date last night and I had to hit the local irish pub and drink a Heineken to come back down from the hammer head I drank. I was pissing all fucking night. How's that for a fucking first date, "LET'S FIND THE BATHROOM!!"
Second date, I'm bringing a fucking Big Gulp cup!
I feel like shitty rapping......hmmm......
on another note. I wne t out on a date last night and I had to hit the local irish pub and drink a Heineken to come back down from the hammer head I drank. I was pissing all fucking night. How's that for a fucking first date, "LET'S FIND THE BATHROOM!!"
Second date, I'm bringing a fucking Big Gulp cup!
BitchSlapSmitty
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Hey, I'm not that embarrassed. Now If I have to keep peeing when I'm supposed to be fucking, well.....
I'm the space invader
Ill hieroglyphic translation navigator
Read your thoughts, make you think we chill
then I blast you later
We burn the fuckin flag
I shot the Devil down like we in Baghdad
His wife's the hostage
Her bodyparts up in a grab bag
Now watch the gun blast, holdin your chest, marked for death
The President's been shot, somebody notify the press
It's all Reaganomics, welfare, weapons and drugs
The government is thugs, that's why the leader caught a slug
Handle your business, we're writin Yiddish on your wishlist
My mind's the sickest, deknowledged devils on my shitlist
Ill hieroglyphic translation navigator
Read your thoughts, make you think we chill
then I blast you later
We burn the fuckin flag
I shot the Devil down like we in Baghdad
His wife's the hostage
Her bodyparts up in a grab bag
Now watch the gun blast, holdin your chest, marked for death
The President's been shot, somebody notify the press
It's all Reaganomics, welfare, weapons and drugs
The government is thugs, that's why the leader caught a slug
Handle your business, we're writin Yiddish on your wishlist
My mind's the sickest, deknowledged devils on my shitlist
We Elohim, alien brain in my cranium
They locked me in a sanitarium, behind walls of titanium
Fifty-One forbidden classified spy Area
Doctors from Nigeria, Lebanon interior
South Bronx, I walk through epochs and airlocks
Disengagin doorways into time, breakin cellblock number 13
The Earth scene, reverse gleam, a life beyond, humanoid existence
from light-year distances
I navigate rip the fabric of space in this race against time
Transmit a message backwards through the phone lines
Control minds with fairly common alien technocracy
We laugh at your misguided principals and prophecies
My species shapeshift, take on the form of an Earthling
If I fail to return back home, alert the King
Bring the reinforcements, program the telport coordinates
My spatial origin's the starting point begin your voyage
into mystery, strange universes, strange history
Yeah I shot your fuckin President, you know my steez!
Not Public Enemy, except we non-fiction, Non-Phixion
Positive and negative because the world's a contradiction
They locked me in a sanitarium, behind walls of titanium
Fifty-One forbidden classified spy Area
Doctors from Nigeria, Lebanon interior
South Bronx, I walk through epochs and airlocks
Disengagin doorways into time, breakin cellblock number 13
The Earth scene, reverse gleam, a life beyond, humanoid existence
from light-year distances
I navigate rip the fabric of space in this race against time
Transmit a message backwards through the phone lines
Control minds with fairly common alien technocracy
We laugh at your misguided principals and prophecies
My species shapeshift, take on the form of an Earthling
If I fail to return back home, alert the King
Bring the reinforcements, program the telport coordinates
My spatial origin's the starting point begin your voyage
into mystery, strange universes, strange history
Yeah I shot your fuckin President, you know my steez!
Not Public Enemy, except we non-fiction, Non-Phixion
Positive and negative because the world's a contradiction
BitchSlapSmitty
New member
That's pretty good Menty.
I've only had like two verses the most in my head for the past 6 months. I'm fucking blocked.
I've only had like two verses the most in my head for the past 6 months. I'm fucking blocked.
The Question
Eternal
Mentalist said:
Just get a mouthful of peanut butter and then talk as fast as you can. Oughta sound about right.
BitchSlapSmitty
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The Question said:
Don't you mean a moutfull of man ass Capt. Faggot?!