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I know some dumb people

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
I'll be going to Hawaii for Thanksgiving. Leaving that morning. We'll be meeting my Father-in-law (it's halfway between Japan and the East Coast US), and generally having fun.

So I've been telling everyone, and no fewer than FIVE people (mostly co-workers at my night job) have said, "Oh, you won't be having Thanksgiving dinner, then?"

Two things:

1. If it's Thanksgiving, then technically anything you eat for dinner is "Thanksgiving Dinner"; and, more importantly,

2. HAWAII IS PART OF THE UNITED STATES, YOU FUCKING MORONS! I AM CERTAIN THEY CELEBRATE THANKSGIVING IN HAWAII!!

Christ, I know some dumb people.
 
I live in New Mexico. When people here tried to get tickets to the Olympics in Atlanta, most were told they would have to go through the Mexican Embassy.
 
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