I like my eggs over easy

[jack]

So they're just a little runny when you pierce the yolk gently with a fork.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

You're not a violent masher?

 

[Mentalist]

I always flip the eggs over in the frying pan and give them about 8 seconds sunny side.

 

[Loktar]

I like my eggs scrambled, just like my brain.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm suddenly horny.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What about French Toast?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Does it tickle?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sorry, FREEDOM Toast.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I like balls.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Penis.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Dk.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm so gay.

 

[Mentalist]

Think of me as Chomsky with dick jokes.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I like my EGGS on the bottom and begging for more!

(It's a sexual innuendo.)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm mostly a top.

 

[missmanners]

I'm suddenly horny.

NEWS FLASH!


mm

 

[johnford]

I like VKD to ejaculate in my eggs!

 

[Loktar]

I'd like a hen to lay an egg on my egg, eat it and wash it down with egg nog while Eggs Mayonaise beat me off!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd like to egg egg egg egg egg.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

U RAPE EGGS RAPE RAPE GRAPEAPE