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I looked @ the Saw...I looked @ my leg....
- Thread starter SuN
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Marquis De Sade
I came for the spankings
Another shitty thread by SuN.
Marquis De Sade
I came for the spankings
^^ Weak.
Marquis De Sade
I came for the spankings
Thanks to me, your thread has 4 replies thus far, Sunnie. So, when do get to fornicate ?
Your material is the epitome of weakness. You can at least spell so there may be some hope for you yet but so far I haven't seen anything but reaction pot shots and lame and very basic trolling techniques.
Please improve.
Marquis De Sade
I came for the spankings
I understand your concern to keep your website a haven for "heated" star trek "debates", and high quality "trolling" .. but next time you want to preach this bullshit, have the decency not to regurgitate some random ass joke about spelling, along with playing the little internet psychoanalyst ... you're being the very thing you're claiming to criticize, "dude".
If there is one thing I am certain of it's that you don't understand very much at all about this site or me. But I'm not an elitist so that doesn't matter. I wasn't making a joke about spelling It was simply an observation that you at least have one credential that could lead to you upping your game. You potentially have some semblance of wit, which is appreciated, though I am not impressed with the simplification you are putting in to your very obvious attempts at trolling so far.
Trying to troll with "omg Trek is so lame geeks!1" in the MF is really only embarrassing for yourself. Everyone down there has seen it a million times before and they just don't care. That sort of genius is appreciated in TP but that's hardly an endorsement.
Right now you're just being a reactionary troll with an attitude who attempts to prey on very simple premises. It's not very interesting. But as I said I have seen some glimmers of wit so don't get impatient and bore yourself and everyone else with this fluff. Or do. Not overly bothered.
See you around. ... Dude.
Marquis De Sade
I came for the spankings
Mentalist : Behold the wrath of a star trek geek. You have angered me, therefore I will teach you a lesson in life, and subject you to a comparative study between the primitive techniques of trolling, as opposed to the ways of the truest of the true and purest of the pure. By the way, I am not an elitist, but as you may have noticed, I am an hypocrite.
Marquis De Sade : *farts*
Mentalist : I can see potential in you, kid. My experience and higher state of conscience makes me eligible to issue judgments, and classify you. You seem to wander around goalless, and that by itself is an unforgivable sin. Furthermore, your techniques lack in precision, conciseness, and are quite weak. But mind you, I am not an elitist, just an hypocrite.
Marquis De Sade : *burps*
Mentalist : The conclusion I want you to reach, is that you can never fuck with us star trek geeks, and whatever you think you're doing, we've been there and done that. The moment you decide to troll the minefield is the day you decide to embarrass yourself. The only way to avoid the eventual fatality of your obvious inferiority is by accepting the lessons that I am giving you. Right now you're being one little annoying motherfucker. Suck my dick, and you shall live forever.
Marquis De Sade : *pukes*
Mentalist : Do not be fooled by appearances. Sucking my cock is not atrocious at all. In fact, eloisel and curiousa2z keep doing that, and you may ask them how good it makes them feel.
Marquis De Sade : *stares at his watch, looking impatient*
Mentalist : Your reactionary attitude reinforces my hypothesis of you being an amateur. HAHAHAHA NOOOB OMFG U STILL HAVE A LOT TO LEARN FUCKER BEFORE U MEASURE UP TO THE BIG GUYS LIKE ME HAHAHAHAHAHAH. Sorry for that, but allow me to stress on the idea that I am not an elitist, just an hypocrite.
Marquis De Sade : Can't you shut the fuck up, for a change ?
Mentalist : No, but luckily for you, I have to go eat pizza, since I am a fat trek geek, after all. See you around, dude. Hope you will have improved by then.
Marquis De Sade : See you around. Probably in the sports arena. Stay healthy, don't eat too much.
Mentalist : Hey I'm the teacher here !
Marquis De Sade : Bye.
Mentalist : Bye.
Marquis De Sade : Why are you still here ?
Mentalist : I still feel to urge to hammer you with another couple of paragraphs containing nothing but self-righteous bullshit.
Marquis De Sade : It is okay, "dude", you can do it later.
Marquis De Sade : *farts*
Mentalist : I can see potential in you, kid. My experience and higher state of conscience makes me eligible to issue judgments, and classify you. You seem to wander around goalless, and that by itself is an unforgivable sin. Furthermore, your techniques lack in precision, conciseness, and are quite weak. But mind you, I am not an elitist, just an hypocrite.
Marquis De Sade : *burps*
Mentalist : The conclusion I want you to reach, is that you can never fuck with us star trek geeks, and whatever you think you're doing, we've been there and done that. The moment you decide to troll the minefield is the day you decide to embarrass yourself. The only way to avoid the eventual fatality of your obvious inferiority is by accepting the lessons that I am giving you. Right now you're being one little annoying motherfucker. Suck my dick, and you shall live forever.
Marquis De Sade : *pukes*
Mentalist : Do not be fooled by appearances. Sucking my cock is not atrocious at all. In fact, eloisel and curiousa2z keep doing that, and you may ask them how good it makes them feel.
Marquis De Sade : *stares at his watch, looking impatient*
Mentalist : Your reactionary attitude reinforces my hypothesis of you being an amateur. HAHAHAHA NOOOB OMFG U STILL HAVE A LOT TO LEARN FUCKER BEFORE U MEASURE UP TO THE BIG GUYS LIKE ME HAHAHAHAHAHAH. Sorry for that, but allow me to stress on the idea that I am not an elitist, just an hypocrite.
Marquis De Sade : Can't you shut the fuck up, for a change ?
Mentalist : No, but luckily for you, I have to go eat pizza, since I am a fat trek geek, after all. See you around, dude. Hope you will have improved by then.
Marquis De Sade : See you around. Probably in the sports arena. Stay healthy, don't eat too much.
Mentalist : Hey I'm the teacher here !
Marquis De Sade : Bye.
Mentalist : Bye.
Marquis De Sade : Why are you still here ?
Mentalist : I still feel to urge to hammer you with another couple of paragraphs containing nothing but self-righteous bullshit.
Marquis De Sade : It is okay, "dude", you can do it later.
Shitty Dual
schroedinger's fat
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
You actually read that? :shock:
Shitty Dual
schroedinger's fat
I did. I had to get a tetanus shot afterwards.