I love my girlfriend

[Dual]

She's really pretty and smart and nice and I'm drunk.

 

[Yub]

I love my boyfriend.

FTFY.

 

[The Call Of Nature]

amo, ergo sum

 

[Archibald Nixon]

She's really pretty and smart and nice and I'm drunk.

Hit it like a screen door in a hurricane, my friend.

 

[jack]

It's amazing what 399.95 and a fifth of jack will give you these days.

 

[Donovan]

I am extremely creeped out by that photo in a variety of ways.

I also loved Dual's girlfriend, but only once. She was pretty, she was smart, she was nice and I was drunk.

Sorry about that...

 

[jack]

I thought Pickle was Dual's girlfriend???

 

[Donovan]

I thought Pickle was Dual's girlfriend???

I SAID I was drunk, and very sorry.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Didn't we have someone else here once who talked about how great his girlfriend was?

 

[Donovan]

I usually forget there is an internet when I have a girlfriend.

 

[The Call Of Nature]

It's amazing what 399.95 and a fifth of jack will give you these days.

who'd want a fifth of Jack? None of him is still one Jack too many.

Or did you threaten them and they gave you what you wanted in order to avoid getting any part of Jack?

 

[Tisiphone]

It's amazing what 399.95 and a fifth of jack will give you these days.

I captioned an episode of Springer about one of those dolls...

 

[Loktar]

I usually forget there is an internet when I have a girlfriend.

My girlfriend IS the Internet.

 

[Consumer]

Love-bots, in less than 5 years.

Remember you read it here first.

 

[The Call Of Nature]

actually, I read it first some 30 years ago in a scifi book

 

[Consumer]

I'm talking reality, not sci-fi.

 

[Love Child]

Well I am happy for Dual. You deserve the best Dual!

 

['Gear]

Ah the perfect place for my Realdoll story -

So I went online to order myself a couple realdoll t-shirts. Realdoll decided to take my money and fail to send me the shirts. Well it turns out Realdolls are made in a industrial park about 15 min. from my house so I decided to head on down there and get my godamn shirts. I walked into the front office which included an unmanned/womaned desk and a Realdude sitting in an office chair in jeans w/no shirt holding an empty beer bottle. He was RIPPED! An awesome dude to be sure. So I stood there for a minute expecting someone to show up but to no avail. I then went though a tinted glass door at the back of the front office which opened out in to the factory floor. The manufacturing area was repleat with parts of all shapes and sizes. Sets of perfect tits, torsos and heads on benches and hanging from the ceiling. A withered man came from around a table and asked me what I wanted. The mans face was the face of Realdude who I'd met a few minutes earlier. Need I say it again? FUCKING AWESOME! He was this skinny cigarette smoking junkie looking type wondering what the fuck I wanted. So I said I wanted the shirts I never got. He took me in another office and searched through several stacks of shirts on the floor and filled my order BY HAND! AWESOME!.

I said thanks. He said no problem. I left. Easily one of the best experiences of my life. I'm so thankful it happened when I was still using.

How about that?

 

[Internet Troll]

It's amazing what 399.95 and a fifth of jack will give you these days.

FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT... YOU ARE TOO BAT SHIT UGLY

HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE TO REPEAT YOU DIPSHIT

 

[Consumer]

Ok, cool story.

But why the hell would you want to wear a T-shirt advertising a sex-doll product line?

Did your wife cost much to import from whatever 3rd world hell-hole she was in, or is she just blind?