I may need to go to Edinburgh for this

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Three days at ‘wank camp’

Jack Flanagan, concerned he might not be getting the most out of masturbation, spent a weekend in rural Scotland exploring his ‘inner fire’ with six other men.


My brethern can probably teach me something I've been missing all these years.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What's he doing in my bedroom!?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

HELP ME OBI WAN. YOU'RE MY WINGWANG'S ONLY HOPE.

 

[headvoid]

Edinburgh is just the most amazing city. Visit it, but don't go to Apple Tree Lodge. That sounded a bit awkward and sordid.

I am going to Edinburgh twice his year (Summer & Christmas) It's a beautiful place.

I could show you around when my family and I visit for the festival in the Summer. It would be hard to get away with, "Hello wife and children, please meet my gay friend from New York who I met on the internet. I've known him for years and think he's really cool, but have no idea of his name or history. He once showed me a story on the internet called "Wank Camp". He's going to be coming to see some experimental dance with us later."
*wife and children stare blankly*

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I could rent a van while I'm there, and fill it with candy for maximum effect.

 

[Cassie]

WANK YOUR CARES AWAY!!

I bet that is one sticky camp.

 

[CaptainWacky]

We should have a Mine Field meet-up in Edinburgh and all have a secret folder labelled "WANK CAMP" in huge letters which includes the details of the meet-up.