I might leave.

[Mentalist]

Or kill myself. OR BOTH.

 

[Henoch]

Neither option is acceptable!

 

[Number_6]

Well, if you kill yourself, it's guaranteed to be both.

 

[Henoch]

True.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

If you kill yourself, I'll come over there and piss on your body. OOH BURN.

 

[Mentalist]

RANDOM IMAGE ALERT

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

DONT LEAVE THE FAT KIDS IN LURCH!!!

 

[Starship Coyote]

Did you know that Ted Cassidy was caught more than once fondling the little girl who played Tuesday...Wednesday...Thursday...whatever her name was?

 

[Mentalist]

Is that actually true?

 

[Starship Coyote]

Yes.

 

[Mentalist]

Well thats just wrong.

 

[Anubis]

I can provide trivia too, if it will keep you from killing yourself.

 

[Starship Coyote]

Did you know that a duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one can figure out why?

 

[Mentalist]

I'm going to throw in my life upto this point and become a mime artist.

 

[Mentalist]

Did you know I can backflip? Fascinating eh, while drinking milk no less.

 

[Anubis]

Let's type together.

Heads will motherfucking roll.

 

[Starship Coyote]

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it considered a hostage situation?

 

[Anubis]

I'd give you karma, but I'd look like a sycophant.

 

[Anubis]

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it considered a hostage situation?

Classic "Polish hostage" scenario.

 

[Mentalist]

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it considered a hostage situation?

No, it means time to bust out the video tape and watch Jillian finally do it.