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I need help

Cats are curious animals. I am a major cat lover, just think they are the best creatures ever, none of that smelly dog nonsense for me.
 
I keep my bedroom door closed for obvious reasons (I masturbate more than anyone else in the history of the world) so I don't usually let the cats in because I'd have to get up in the middle of the night (well, early morning, I'm usually awake in the middle of the night) to open the door for them and let them out. Molly (cat) was banging on my door and crying last night BUT I IGNORED HER LOL.
 
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