I NEED someone to carve my skull open and massage my brain

[CaptainWacky]

PLEASE.

 

[Eat Shit And Die]

The Tomtrek would probs do that for you with his dick.

 

[Cassie]

I'll do it with my UTERUS.

 

[Eat Shit And Die]

I'll do it with my UTERUS.

Offer of a lifetime wackstar, pass it up and I will force you to have kids then eat them in front of you.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

There are some sick puppies on this here board.

REAL MEN USE AN AXE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's the only way I'll ever feel anything.

 

[Cody]

PLEASE.

I'm available for a nom nom nom fee

 

[headvoid]

[dr dave] I'm not sure this is a good idea Wacky[ /dr dave]

 

[jack]

Here y'go Wacky

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hmm...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

PO-TAY-TOES!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I honestly don't know what would happen if I started feeling things again. Probably be too much for me and I'd kill myself.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Maybe you'd spend all your time on Facebook!

 

[Eat Shit And Die]

Being not part of Fakebook is a GOOD thing TT.

 

[CaptainWacky]

MUTANT AND PROUD.

 

[Mirah]

I'll do it with my UTERUS.

I will never win

There are some sick puppies on this here board.

REAL MEN USE AN AXE.

Yes I am normal!!!!! : D

[dr dave] I'm not sure this is a good idea Wacky[ /dr dave]

Best point thus far, except for that other thing that CaptainWacky said

MUTANT AND PROUD.

I will wear that in the next parade

 

[Eat Shit And Die]

What parade?

 

[CaptainWacky]

THE LET'S ALL KICK WACKY REPEATEDLY IN THE NOSE PARADE OF FUN.

 

[Dr Dave]

That does not sound like fun at all!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I deserve it.