I need warp speed now or were all dead

[whisky]

Were not going to make it are we?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

We all die eventually, better to die doing what you love and getting pierced through the heart by a stingray than to die by getting shot by a jealous lover, I always say.

RIP Steve "Tarzan" Irwin.

 

[headvoid]

I would quite like a jealous lover who cares enough to shoot me.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

We all die eventually, better to die doing what you love and getting pierced through the heart by a stingray than to die by getting shot by a jealous lover, I always say.

RIP Steve "Tarzan" Irwin.

if he'd only worn high factor sunblock, to stop those harmful rays.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd like to be a supercomputer.

 

[Cassie]

I'd like to be the Easter bunny

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I don't want to die like the Pegasus 'cause people tend to laugh at you if you de-phase-cloak into solid rock.

 

[whisky]

Yeah, but theyd admire your stones

 

[CaptainWacky]

Riker looked fat in Pegasus!

 

[Gagh]

THAT WAS HIS THYROID THAT CRUSHER ACTIVATED WITH HER EVIL SCOTTISH POWERS OF GINGER DOOM.

 

[CaptainWacky]

No it was a vague reference to the awful Enterprise finale "These Are The Voyages, Dude".

 

[whisky]

I totally got that reference, riker was fat and troi was old

 

[Gagh]

LOL DATA WAS A STONER WITH BAD WIND, AND HIS HAND FLIPPED DOWN ON A HINGE AND A BONG POPPER OUT OF HIS ARM.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

SOONG PROGRAMMED HIM TO SAY DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE AFTER

 

[CaptainWacky]

Not my words Carol, but the words of TOP GEAR MAGAZINE.

 

[Ishcabittle]

LOL HERB LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHAT WAS THIS ABOUT?

 

[whisky]

Sulu came out

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sulu is a fag.

 

[curiousa2z]

AH CANN DOOOIT CAPN!
AH DINNA HAVE TH' POW'R!!!!!