I need your prayers. My Uncle was shot and killed today

[starguard]

My uncle was shot in the gas station by the police in a case of mistaken identity. While in the Gas station, he was trying to buy a pack of cigarettes when he aciddentally backed into a woman that was pumping gas. When he bumped into her, she fell back and splashed gas all over his arm. At the same time, someone who was walking into the station with a lit cigarette in his hand aciddentally flickered hot ashes onto my uncles arm. With his arm now in a blaze, he started running around frantically waving his arm in every direction trying to put the flames out. A cop car came passing by, saw my uncle, and shot him for waving a firearm around in public :fear:

May he rest in peace :shock:

 

[Shatna]

GROAN

 

[Enkephalen]

You're full of these vignettes, aren't you Star?

 

[starguard]

 

[Thug Angel]

Too bad he didn't die sooner

 

[Denny Crane]

Too bad he didn't die sooner

SHUT THE FUCK UP, STUPID NIGGER!

:kitty:

 

[Morrhigan]

Gods, that was bad.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

LIEK ONE TYME MY MOM DIED I AM SO SAD IT WAS TODAY BOO HOO SHE BLED TO DEATH IN MY ARMS AFTER OUR PET KITTEN MISTOOK HER EYEBALSL FOR SOMETHING ESOMETHING AND ALSO NOW WWE HAV ET OLO SE OUR HOUWE SEND THIS EMAIL T ONE BILLION OF YOUR FRIENDS AND THEN YOU WILL BE BILL GATES IS GIVE US SOEM MOMENY OR SOMETING.

 

[StarMan™]

One time, at band camp, I ate a hamster. It was odd. Then I ate another one thinking it might be slightly different, but it wasn't. Eventually I decided it would be best if I stopped eating hampsters and join the rest of the boys in the main hall with the priests. This was an ill-fated decision.

 

[starguard]

I hear they taste best Barbequed

 

[Henoch]

My uncle was shot in the gas station by the police in a case of mistaken identity. While in the Gas station, he was trying to buy a pack of cigarettes when he aciddentally backed into a woman that was pumping gas. When he bumped into her, she fell back and splashed gas all over his arm. At the same time, someone who was walking into the station with a lit cigarette in his hand aciddentally flickered hot ashes onto my uncles arm. With his arm now in a blaze, he started running around frantically waving his arm in every direction trying to put the flames out. A cop car came passing by, saw my uncle, and shot him for waving a firearm around in public :fear:

May he rest in peace :shock:

Ok, you lost me after "uncle" & "flickering hot ashes". DID ANYONE HAVE SEX or get RAPED IN THIS STORY?? If not...i just don't care.

 

[starguard]

Where have you been? Wherever you were, glad to see you back

 

[Tamar_Garish]

Yes, welcome back Henoch!

 

[Hambil]

One time, at band camp, I ate a hamster. It was odd. Then I ate another one thinking it might be slightly different, but it wasn't. Eventually I decided it would be best if I stopped eating hampsters and join the rest of the boys in the main hall with the priests. This was an ill-fated decision.

:y_shock::y_mad:
Someone's going to get eaten alive by rats. Sleep with one eye open pal - one eye open.

 

[dogbert]

A lesson to all new trolls. Create stories that make sense so some people will believe the event actually took place. Then you can enjoy the fruits of your hard trolling labor by reading the responses of the gullible people.