I PLAYED GOLF ONCE.

[Gagh]

AND WENT ROUND IN 140-ODD ON A PAR 71 COURSE. AND LOST 6 BALLS.

IT WAS A WASTE OF TIME, SO I WANKED OVER THE CADDY.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Was he hot?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I went putting once, when I was twelve. I nearly hit the ball a few times.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Did you play whilst wearing knickers and did you hit a feather-filled ball like your ancestors did??

 

[Dr Dave]

Gagh lost his balls eh ?

 

[CaptainWacky]

No.

 

[Gagh]

OMG LOCKTAR TROLLED MY PENIS - HOW CAN I EVER COME BACK HERE AGAIN!pl!{p!(!(*!o*&^!(&!

 

[CaptainWacky]

What's the sotry behidn Lorkate?R

 

[Loktar]

What's the sotry behidn Lorkate?R

Yeah Gagh tell us. I like a good work of fiction.

 

[Gagh]

Sure. I went into a thread in the Mine Field where Jethro was trolling Loktar. Loktar then wished Jethro's entire family to be killed, so I flamed the shit out of him.

Because he is so incredibly stupid, he could not see that he deserved it.