LC:Hi Yub. : \
Y:Hi.
LC: *Shakes hand*
Y:*dances like a loon*
LC:How ya doin?
Y:I see the spirits of all llamas past and they speak to me.
LC:Oh yeah?
Y:Yes, they grant me wisdom and have told me the secret to seeing X-ray end of the light spectrum.
LC:Neat.
Y:In fact, right now, I can see your breasts. I must say those chicken fillets do wonders for your cleavage.
LC:Great.
Y:I sense a llama spirit behind you.
LC:Hey, sup?
Y:He says your butt is perfectly formed.
LC:Howz it going?
Y: He says he has been lingering around you for some time now.
LC:Watcha doin?
Y:I'm helping him by pulling down your pants. He would like to implant some wisdom.
LC:Oh yeah?
Y:Yes. Afterward he says you will cuddle.
LC:neato.
Y: There a crowd of llama spirits showing to watch.
LC:Wow.
Y:I will watch also because I've never seen a llama have anal sex with a human female before.
LC: You don't say.
Y:I think you'll enjoy it.
LC: I think so.
Y: Will you let the llamas run a train on you?
LC: Not sure.
Y: Are you feeling any wiser?
LC: I don't know.