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I rolled over another thread but its so full I thought I should make another thread

Mirah

I love you
Hi Yub. : \
*Shakes hand
How ya doin?
Oh yeah?
Neat.
Great.
Hey, sup?
Howz it going?
Watcha doin?
Oh yeah?
neato.
Wow.
You don't say.
I think so.
Not sure.
I don't know.
 
LC:Hi Yub. : \
Y:Hi.
LC: *Shakes hand*
Y:*dances like a loon*
LC:How ya doin?
Y:I see the spirits of all llamas past and they speak to me.
LC:Oh yeah?
Y:Yes, they grant me wisdom and have told me the secret to seeing X-ray end of the light spectrum.
LC:Neat.
Y:In fact, right now, I can see your breasts. I must say those chicken fillets do wonders for your cleavage.
LC:Great.
Y:I sense a llama spirit behind you.
LC:Hey, sup?
Y:He says your butt is perfectly formed.
LC:Howz it going?
Y: He says he has been lingering around you for some time now.
LC:Watcha doin?
Y:I'm helping him by pulling down your pants. He would like to implant some wisdom.
LC:Oh yeah?
Y:Yes. Afterward he says you will cuddle.
LC:neato.
Y: There a crowd of llama spirits showing to watch.
LC:Wow.
Y:I will watch also because I've never seen a llama have anal sex with a human female before.
LC: You don't say.
Y:I think you'll enjoy it.
LC: I think so.
Y: Will you let the llamas run a train on you?
LC: Not sure.
Y: Are you feeling any wiser?
LC: I don't know.
 
Hi Yub!
OMG NO WAY!
ARE YOU SERIUOS?!
DUDE!
THAT IS AWESOME!
I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU!
When is the next one?
Are you sure?
There isn't one sooner?
Why not?
Oh yeah?
Reeeeeeeeeeaaaaaly.
Oh wow.
Yes.
Absolutely
Of course Yub.
Yes.
Don't be silly.
Of course.
Now go on and don't forget to call me ok!
Ok bye.
 
LC: Hi Yub!
Y: I am not Yub. I am ZAFPOONCI, THE GREAT! BOW BEFORE MY FEARSOME GONADS!
LC:OMG NO WAY!
Y: Do you not see the elephantine bugle in Zafpoonci's pants? I AM ZAFPOONCI THE GREAT!
LC:ARE YOU SERIUOS?!
Y: Only on alternate Thursdays! QUESTION NOT THE WISDOM OF ZAFPOONCI!
LC: DUDE!
Y: I am able to make you wiser too! Prepare to receive the awesome fluid from the GREAT AND FEARSOME GONADS!
LC:THAT IS AWESOME!
Y: YEEEEEERRRGGGHHHH! Woo! And now you are wiser, child. The GREAT ZAFPOONCI has conferred it upon you. Zafpoonci basks in the glow of a job well done.
LC:I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU!
Y: *sigh*
LC:When is the next one?
Y: You must wait 15 minutes.
LC:Are you sure?
Y: QUESTION NOT THE WISDOM OF ZAFPOONCI!
LC:There isn't one sooner?
Y: Hush, child. Beg not Zafpoonci.
LC:Why not?
Y: Because he'll spank you! ZAFPOONCI WILL SPANK YOUR BOTTOM!
LC:Oh yeah?
Y: You are quiet the feisty one, but you'll soon learn some respect.
LC:Reeeeeeeeeeaaaaaly.
Y: ZAFPOONCI IS READY TO IMPART SOME SOME WISDOM!
LC:Oh wow.
Y: Would you some more, child?
LC:Yes.
Y: ARE YOU READY FOR THE RESPONSIBILITY OF MORE OF ZAFPOONCI'S WISDOM?
LC:Absolutely
Y: Sign this form and date it.
LC:Of course Yub.
Y: Are you done? THEN LET'S BEGIN!!
LC:Yes.
Y: Should we film this occurrence?
LC: Don't be silly.
Y: Zafpooci will take that as a yes.
LC:Of course.
Y: Now be a good girl and drink up ZAFPOONCI'S MIGHTY GONAD FLUID!! YEEEERRRRGGGHHHHH!
WOOO!
OOOOAOAAAOAAAHHHHH!
YES! ZAFPOONCI APPROVES!
ZAFPOONCI APPROVES!
ZAFPOONCI APPROVES!
YES! ZAFPOONCI DEFINITELY APPROVES!
ZAFPOOOOOOOOONNCCCIIII APPPRrooooovves.....



Zafpoonci is spent....woooo.

ZAPOONCI BIDS YOU ADIEU!
LC:Now go on and don't forget to call me ok!
Y:ZAFPOONCI WILL FORGET! HAH HA!
LC:Ok bye.
 
LC:Hi Yub. : \
Y:Hi.
LC: *Shakes hand*
Y:*dances like a loon*
LC:How ya doin?
Y:I see the spirits of all llamas past and they speak to me.
LC:Oh yeah?
Y:Yes, they grant me wisdom and have told me the secret to seeing X-ray end of the light spectrum.
LC:Neat.
Y:In fact, right now, I can see your breasts. I must say those chicken fillets do wonders for your cleavage.
LC:Great.
Y:I sense a llama spirit behind you.
LC:Hey, sup?
Y:He says your butt is perfectly formed.
LC:Howz it going?
Y: He says he has been lingering around you for some time now.
LC:Watcha doin?
Y:I'm helping him by pulling down your pants. He would like to implant some wisdom.
LC:Oh yeah?
Y:Yes. Afterward he says you will cuddle.
LC:neato.
Y: There a crowd of llama spirits showing to watch.
LC:Wow.
Y:I will watch also because I've never seen a llama have anal sex with a human female before.
LC: You don't say.
Y:I think you'll enjoy it.
LC: I think so.
Y: Will you let the llamas run a train on you?
LC: Not sure.
Y: Are you feeling any wiser?
LC: I don't know.

having alot of free time is nice huh....?
 
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