I saw a family of ducks today.

[CaptainWacky]

Well, I think they were a family. None of them looked alike.

ANYWAY, I SHOT THEM ALL DEAD LOL.

 

[Gagh]

I saw a family of ducks too, there was The Goodfather, Val Venis, Bull Buchanan, Steven Richards, Ivory & The Kat!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Then the Kat Duck gets fired for being useless?

 

[Gagh]

LOL THEN KING DUCK WALKS OUT IN PROTEST & OPENS AN INTERNET SITE WITH A DISTURBING AMOUNT OF PICTURES OF REALLY LITTLE PLUCKED GIRL DUCKLINGS

 

[CaptainWacky]

THEN KAT DUCK CHEATS ON HIM WITH SOME LONG FORGOTTEN INDIE DUCK AND KING DUCK RETURNS REPLACING THE FAR SUPERIOR HEYMAN DUCK ON DUCK COMMENTARY.

DUCK.

 

[Gagh]

THEN HAS CRAPPY MATCHES WITH WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DUCK WHEN SOME FUCK-A-DUCK-CENA IS MADE GM DUCK.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THEN JERICHO DUCK BROKE CHYNA DUCK'S DUCK FINGER WITH A DUCKHAMMER, REMEMBER THAT?

 

[Gagh]

YEAH BUT THE BIG DUCK MACHINE ACCIDENTLY SHOT CHYNA DUCK IN THE EYE WITH A LASER BEAM FROM HIS PADDLE LEADING TO A DUCK ON A POLE MATCH AT QUACKAMANIA 018345=84509784508204

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL THEN TRIPLE H DUCK SAID "SUCK IT STEPH" AND MADE OUT WITH SHAWN MICHAELS THE OLD HEARTBREAK DUCK AND EVERYONE WAS CONFUSED.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

human meat > duck meat

 

[Dr Dave]

Duck Duck Goose

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd never eat a duck. Unless it was cute!

 

[Dr Dave]

How cute ?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Cut enough to eat!

 

[Dr Dave]

Carry on then

 

[Gagh]

Ducks go quack when Dr Dave is around. And everyone else, for that matter.

 

[CaptainWacky]

DEATH TO TREKKIE SCUM.

 

[Ishcabittle]

DUCK!

 

[Dr Dave]

Duck

 

[CaptainWacky]

DEATH TO DUCK HATING TREKKIE SCUM