I saw Madonna's new "music video" this morning

[CaptainWacky]

Her ass was hot!

 

[speck]

was it still attached?

or was it still in the box waiting to be attached?

 

[Loktar]

Her ass was hot!

I told that bitch to stop lighting her farts.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'M SERIOUS WHERE'S HENOCH WHEN YOU NEED HIM PROBABLY HAVING GAY SEX.

 

[Loktar]

I'M SERIOUS WHERE'S HENOCH WHEN YOU NEED HIM PROBABLY HAVING GAY SEX.

Wacky serious? OMG! OMG! *faints*

 

[CaptainWacky]

Omg OGM DIE OFoi sdh jas SEX BJKsd ghfud fu PAUwin

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

ESTHER ESTHER LET DOWN YER ASS ON RUPERT EVERETT'S FACE SHOCKER!!!!

 

[Mandi]

Madonna scares me now. I miss the whole I'm a nasty girl, I don't have religion, I wrote a book about sex Madonna

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Sort of like saying, "I miss when Madonna was just a c**T, unlike now when she's such a c**t."

:who?me?:

 

[CaptainWacky]

What do we know about her new Jewish religion? Is it all FIBRE SHMIBRE?