I see MM's departure led to Tearoom Rape

[Hambil]

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[Loktar]

It all balances out since Dual's abscence prevented TeaRoom rape.

 

['Gear]

I'm just happy rape can now be listed as an assorted vice.

Or would that be considered karma whoring like in real life?

 

[Ilyanna]

There is nothing wrong with the Tea Room. Absolutely nothing. It is just a tad bit indisposed at the moment. I mean, we didn't even START to rape it, for heaven's sake, it was just a bit of feeling it up, sheesh!

 

['Gear]

It seems less ..uh.. invasive if you pronounce it rape'.

 

[Donovan]

I slipped the Tea Room a Rufie but the goddamn cockblocker Dual showed up and threw a wet blanket over the whole thing. By the time I got rid of his stupid ass, the Tea Room had roused itself enough to call a cab and get away, and now I've got balls like a blue watermelon.

Thanks a lot, Dual. Prick.

 

['Gear]

Ya hear that Eloisel - No really does mean yes after all.

Toldja.

 

[Dual]

I slipped the Tea Room a Rufie but the goddamn cockblocker Dual showed up and threw a wet blanket over the whole thing. By the time I got rid of his stupid ass, the Tea Room had roused itself enough to call a cab and get away, and now I've got balls like a blue watermelon.

Thanks a lot, Dual. Prick.

y/w