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I still hate that "Santa Baby" Song

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
It'sjust creepppy
 
Eartha Kitt did it right, but then Madonna turned it into a pedophile anthem.
 
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CHRISTMAS TRADITION
 
She's a silly Christmas baby.
 
Remember when Michael Buble covered it as "Santa Buddy" because no ho-ho-homo?
 
No, but that gives me another reason to hate Michael Buble!
 
Is Santa baby the "rapey" one?
 
Actually it's more like "You can rape me if you sign over everything you own to me."

So it's like "Material Girl"?
 
What about the one that goes "the weather outside is frightfull"?
 
It's from LET IT SNOW LET IT SNOW LET IT SNOW! which what the heck I wouldn't mind some real snow seeing as winter is in full swing.

BE NOT AFRAID!
 
What about the "I JUST WANK IN YOUR STOCKING" song?
 
A classic!
 
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