I thought I peed my pants

[Love Child]

Went on a walk with my friend
got so sweaty
I was freaking hot
when I looked down at my pants
they were wet
between my legs
fuck!
I think I peed my pants,
but strangely so I still have to go
should I just do it then
since I'm already wet?
No
I better go
and I mean home
so I get home
and smell my pants
and it was just wet
and sweat
I did not pee my pants

 

[Loktar]

Congrats.

 

[Dirk Funk]

That is the single coolest thread I've seen all week.

 

[Loktar]

3rd Grader: Hey look everybody, Billy peed his pants.
Billy Madison: Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.
3rd Grader: Really?
Billy Madison: YES. You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants.
3rd Grader: Hey look, Ernie peed his pants too. Alright!
Old Farm Lady: If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
Billy Madison: OOH. That was the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life. Let's Go.

 

[Love Child]

I was pretty embarresed and apparently not in a state of clear thinking due to the sun of course.