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I thought I'd finally register at TrollWars

jack

The Legendary Troll King
so I logged onto the site and got this message:

Connection Problems
Sorry, SMF was unable to connect to the database. This may be caused by the server being busy. Please try again later.

:snicker:
 
jack said:
so I logged onto the site and got this message:

Connection Problems
Sorry, SMF was unable to connect to the database. This may be caused by the server being busy. Please try again later.

:snicker:

Lying fuck that you are. I have never experienced the same problem. Nothing I hate more than a liar.
 
jack said:
so I logged onto the site and got this message:

Connection Problems
Sorry, SMF was unable to connect to the database. This may be caused by the server being busy. Please try again later.

:snicker:

You have my apologies JACK. You were not lying. I kneel before you asking forgiveness. I just now checked it out. Strange since it was working fine for me less than an hour ago. Please oh please accept my apologies!! *ROTFLMAO*. That's the way I am. If you are telling the truth, I shall accept it which you are. *sniffle*. Do you forgive me for calling you a liar JACK? *sniffle* I feel sad. *ROTFLMAO*
 
jack said:
so I logged onto the site and got this message:

Connection Problems
Sorry, SMF was unable to connect to the database. This may be caused by the server being busy. Please try again later.

:snicker:

What'd you guys do, Jack?
 
jack said:
so I logged onto the site and got this message:

Connection Problems
Sorry, SMF was unable to connect to the database. This may be caused by the server being busy. Please try again later.

:snicker:

I am curious. After all that 'TROLL WARS SUCKS SO I WILL NEVER SIGN UP' bullshit, you decide to do just that. Can we say the word 'hypocrite' you dumb fuck? I only signed up there to start a war and I succeeded beyond my wildest dreams.
 
SaintLucifer said:

I am curious. After all that 'TROLL WARS SUCKS SO I WILL NEVER SIGN UP' bullshit, you decide to do just that. Can we say the word 'hypocrite' you dumb fuck? I only signed up there to start a war and I succeeded beyond my wildest dreams.

Are you still taking credit for someone else's misunderstanding?
 
Gurk_MacGuintey said:
What'd you guys do, Jack?

Fuck you are stupid. These MORONS have difficulties changing MISS MANNER'S diapers yet you would believe they are capable of shutting down an entire site? Grow a fucking brain you dumb fuck. Remember, these are the same people who 'banned' me to DC yet told me it was not a ban.
 
But I'm snickering at Gurk, because maybe he's getting a glimmer about the spam and stupidity? Maybe DC isnt hypocritical compared to SQL database problems?

I don't know maybe maybe not?
 
jack said:
Are you still taking credit for someone else's misunderstanding?

Do you have any idea how many people in both TK and TW admit that it was me who started the war?? You mean it was a colossal coincidence that the wars started RIGHT AFTER I MADE A FEW SCATHING POSTS VILIFYING TK? No. The TW'ers just decided to hit TK on their own yes? Christ on a stick.
 
jack said:
Nothing, why?

Well, you ARE the vaunted uber-trolls and cybermasters evolved beyond all cybermasters ... and I did read on some of these pathetic threads back-slapping reminisces of past glorious trolling exploits where fora where "destroyed" and "shut down".

And one veiled threat to commit actual criminality ... or was that on one of those threads that disappeared today?

Anyway, just wondering ...
 
I think maybe you should speak to your server people. My nickel says you exceeded your bandwidth. Which would prove our point pretty succinctly, que no?
 
SaintLucifer said:

Fuck you are stupid. These MORONS have difficulties changing MISS MANNER'S diapers yet you would believe they are capable of shutting down an entire site? Grow a fucking brain you dumb fuck. Remember, these are the same people who 'banned' me to DC yet told me it was not a ban.

Good points, fucktard.
 
Gurk_MacGuintey said:
Well, you ARE the vaunted uber-trolls and cybermasters evolved beyond all cybermasters ... and I did read on some of these pathetic threads back-slapping reminisces of past glorious trolling exploits where fora where "destroyed" and "shut down".

And one veiled threat to commit actual criminality ... or was that on one of those threads that disappeared today?

Anyway, just wondering ...

As much as I hate to admit it since this war bores me but everything you said is true. I saw it all. Ah well.
 
Gurk_MacGuintey said:
Well, you ARE the vaunted uber-trolls and cybermasters evolved beyond all cybermasters ... and I did read on some of these pathetic threads back-slapping reminisces of past glorious trolling exploits where fora where "destroyed" and "shut down".

And one veiled threat to commit actual criminality ... or was that on one of those threads that disappeared today?

Anyway, just wondering ...

Maybe you should just admit that it would be fun to learn shit from us, and leave that at that. RWC trolled you, you came over for a fight and met your matches. So what? We have our own problems and issues, which incidentally don't involve a discussion on whether or not it's "cool" to post scat pics.

To each his own.
 
jack said:
But I'm snickering at Gurk, because maybe he's getting a glimmer about the spam and stupidity? Maybe DC isnt hypocritical compared to SQL database problems?

I don't know maybe maybe not?


Don't know about any of that, Jack. Don't even care. TW doesn't belong to me. The only investments I have there are cyberfriends - and those come and go as we wander about.
 
jack said:
Can you see your penis when you look down?

I have to look down to see my penis? Since when? I need only experience a hardon from looking at that posted pic of Grace Park and keep looking straight ahead. My penis will be right in front of my eyes. Shit. I could scratch the itch at the top of my head with my penis after seeing that picture.
 
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