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I thought the dream was over

headvoid

Can I have Ops?
But now you are back.

Here is a memento from a while ago.

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Hi headvoid!!
 
TIS HEADVOID OF HEADVOID!
 
Headvoid, you magic carp!
 
She can hold my axe any time! And I mean an actual axe that I own. Not my penis.

Cassie will be happy you're alive, Headvoid (but she got struck by lightning so we don't know when she'll be back.)
 
But when she does come back she will have super powers.
 
Even MORE super powers you mean!
 
I HAVE THE POWER OF WINDOWS VISTA!
 
WOW YOU CAN DO SPREADSHEETS AND STUFF
 
Dear headvoid, you should give the MF your contact information so we can bother you when you disappear. You don't even use your Twitter acct anymore :mad:
 
Did you really get struck by lightning?
 
Lightning struck somewhere outside and came into the house through the phone line and I was sitting RIGHT HERE beside the modem when it popped and also killed the ethernet on my computer... but it didn't get me. YET.

I should really get one of those surge thingies for the phone line.
 
OR A TIN HAT (no, that would be worse)
 
OR MY AXE (to cut the line before the lightning travels down it.)
 
Maybe she was wearing her metal feet when it happened (it's a mine field lexicon implosion!)
 
You can blame the government and their weather control machine. My guess is it malfunctioned.
 
Or functioned perfectly...
 
By Jove!
 
Cassie glad you are okay!
Headvoid, glad you made it back!
 
GAGH TO RETURN NEXT?

"lol, no" - Gagh
 
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