I told a dog

[TheArtist]

"Fetch."

He did.

.EOT.

 

[Mirah]

I told a cat, "STFU"
and
it
said
"Meow"

 

[Cock]

[YOUTUBE]PuDkyFKPSVE[/YOUTUBE]

 

[eloisel]

I had a tortoiseshell cat once. Beautiful animal.
She would telepathically communicate with me
when I was high.

 

[eloisel]

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter.

He won't come anyway.

 

[TheArtist]

What did the deaf and blind orphan get for Christmas?










Cancer.

 

[TheArtist]

How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altarboy.

:ham: