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I told a man

eloisel

eloisel

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That he could kiss my ass.

He asked, "Really? How much will that cost?"

I said, "It is good that you know nothing is ever really free."
 
I once told a man I would strangle him with a dog chain in a 'secks accident'


kek that was funneh
 
I had a well endowed boyfriend who was always bragging about the size of his cock and spouting off that I should be thankful to have such a being as him paying attention to me. So, one day while we were taking a joint shower I handcuffed him to the shower rod - which was screwed into the wall. He got all excited because he thought I was about to get kinky up in there. But, I dried off and dressed and went out to gather up the available women in our apartment complex to come in and take a look at wonder boy. The ladies were sufficiently impressed and I eventually let him loose. Don't know why he stayed with me for so long. He didn't say crap like that to me ever again though.
 
Yes. I was. But, I've seen the error of my ways and won't ever do such a thing again. Promise. And, no, my fingers aren't crossed behind my back.
 
eloisel said:
I had a well endowed boyfriend who was always bragging about the size of his cock and spouting off that I should be thankful to have such a being as him paying attention to me. So, one day while we were taking a joint shower I handcuffed him to the shower rod - which was screwed into the wall. He got all excited because he thought I was about to get kinky up in there. But, I dried off and dressed and went out to gather up the available women in our apartment complex to come in and take a look at wonder boy. The ladies were sufficiently impressed and I eventually let him loose. Don't know why he stayed with me for so long. He didn't say crap like that to me ever again though.
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one word.....AWESOME!!!
 
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