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I try not to pre judge , but...
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Starship Coyote
Coyote Rising
I concur.
Colonel Kira's Left Tit
Bearded Belly of Bajor
What if Batman is all sparkly now?
Just kidding, mostly. Pattinson isn't a bad actor judging from the independent stuff he's done lately. I'm just pretty tired of Batman and superhero flicks in general.
Just kidding, mostly. Pattinson isn't a bad actor judging from the independent stuff he's done lately. I'm just pretty tired of Batman and superhero flicks in general.
DC just needs to stop it for a while. Like, say... 15 years. Minimum.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
I stopped watching Batman films when Ben Affleck took over. I'll give RBatz a chance. But probably not much more than one.
The Dark Knight Trilogy was Batman's last decent outing, and that was no thanks to Christian "Mumbles" Bale.
Colonel Kira's Left Tit
Bearded Belly of Bajor
Never forget.
Starship Coyote
Coyote Rising
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Actors who have previously appeared in bad movies are actually capable of later appearing in good movies, I heard.
The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
Remember in the late 90's whenever Leonardo DiCaprio was in a film everyone was like "NOT THE FUCKING PRETTY BOY FROM TITANIC HE SUCKS!!!!!!"?
Look how dumb those people seem now.
Look how dumb those people seem now.
Pauly Shore has never appeared in a good movie. Know why? Because every movie he appeared in had Pauly Shore in it. Sometimes a crap actor makes for a crap movie.
Colonel Kira's Left Tit
Bearded Belly of Bajor
I got to touch Pauly Shore once. I'm still trying to wash the ick off 25 years later.
whisky
Boobie inspector
To be fair I'm not sure Nicholas Hault is a much better option.
I was hoping for someone a bit tougher, an actor who looked like they could do you some damage physically.
But I also think the reason that the Nolan batman films did well, is becaues there was a decent enough gap between the end of the Burton/Schumacher films, and now we just get a batman film rushed out every two years or more.
Give people a chance to miss batman, and they'll be more like to embrace a new one when he turns up.
I was hoping for someone a bit tougher, an actor who looked like they could do you some damage physically.
But I also think the reason that the Nolan batman films did well, is becaues there was a decent enough gap between the end of the Burton/Schumacher films, and now we just get a batman film rushed out every two years or more.
Give people a chance to miss batman, and they'll be more like to embrace a new one when he turns up.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I wish someone would fucking clarify if the Planet of the Apes movie Matt Reeves directed was the first one or the second one because it's literally impossible to tell from the title of the movie.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Bruce has to be a muscly guy, you can't swing between buildings from a rope the width of fishing line unless you are effing FIT.
The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
Reminder that before starting prep on Batman Begins Christian Bale looked like this:
It was the latter (and better) two. And Cloverfield.
It was the latter (and better) two. And Cloverfield.
Christian Bale put on some pounds to play Bats, true. Too bad he didn't cram in some lessons on enunciating his lines, as well. Every line of dialogue, the guy sounds like he's talking with a mouthful of cotton.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Also known as Gargling Ernest Borgnine's Balls.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I think I liked the first Apes movie more though? I liked the part where John Lithgow said "shut up, cunt" to Ceasar. It's possible I'm remembering it wrong.