I used a tap and die today

[whisky]

As I get older I find myself with tools I didn't even know existed not so long ago.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Did you use them on a person?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Sounds like something from Black Mirror.

 

[The Question]

Did you use them on a person?

He tapped 'em with it. They died.

 

[whisky]

It's like a form of magic where a metal rod will suddenly become a screw, with a few turns of a round thing.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't understand rods.

 

[whisky]

Not even inanimate carbon rods?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Or Todds.

 

[whisky]

Is it a coincidence that both of Flanders kids rhyme with God?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Probably not.