I used to be smart...

[Volpone]

In fifth grade I was an excellent speller. I did the little "quiz bowl" thing in high school. And I've always enjoyed watching "Jeopardy"--I was pretty good at it and always thought I had a shot as a contestant.

A few years ago I took the online quiz to be selected and didn't get in. Still...that doesn't mean anything. And now there's another one coming up, so I'm-a try again.

But I don't have high hopes. The last couple nights I've watched I sucked at it--not having an answer, getting the answer wrong. I dunno if I'm getting stupider or what.

Ah well. At least I have mah Sudokus.

 

[ctmelvital]

Yeah, you're getting old.
Your loss of intelligence plus your new car are clear indicators that you're going through a mid-life crisis IMO. :bergman:

 

[FBI parte due]

More worrying is the fact that you're into Sudoku.

 

[ctmelvital]

Hey, don't diss Sudoku!
It's what got me into university. It was a very small part but it was necessary. :bailey:

 

[FBI parte due]

Lying about my dead grandpa got me into university, but I don't brag about that either.

 

[ctmelvital]

Yeah, well, you jews always get extra advantages.

 

[FBI parte due]

Prehensile penises, for one.

 

[Conchaga]

Isn't that called a foreskin?

 

[ctmelvital]

I had to look that up. That's just wrong.

 

[FBI parte due]

The foreskin is simply a prison holding your penis back from its full potential.

 

[Conchaga]

I dunno, I've seen some guys do some really fucked-up shit with their foreskins.

 

[FBI parte due]

Did they like Sudoku, too?

 

[Conchaga]

No, but prepare to see the vacuucock!

Spoiler

 

[ctmelvital]

There really is something wrong with you guys.

 

[Conchaga]

I blame it on the fact that I'm American.

That, and the internet for allowing me to think shit like that is really funny.

 

[FBI parte due]

I blame Obama.

 

[ctmelvital]

That's a pretty safe bet.

 

[Dual]

I blame Tom Hanks.