I want a pool like this...

[jack]

 

[whisky]

The strings are a nice touch.

 

[Ishcabittle]

HOT TUB CHIN GUARD

 

[CaptainWacky]

I want a pool shaped like a Ferengi's ear.

 

[Ishcabittle]

What part of the ear is the water slide?

ALL OF IT

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd "Oomax" myself in the pool (have a wank.)

 

[headvoid]

I would bathe in that weird planet bath that Odo went into.

I could have RAMPANT HOT TUB SEX with ALIENS then.

I WIN!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I want a Klingon pool filled with the blood of my enemies.

Or a nice Jacuzzi, depends on how the day's going.