I WANT TO BE YOUR DOG

[jack]

woof

 

[CaptainWacky]

You can be my duck if you want, big boy.

 

[jack]

would that mean I would have to eat with my pecker?

 

[CaptainWacky]

It would mean a lot of things.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I always thought jack is kind of a bitch.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Jack is a pirate and he'll make you WALK HIS PLANK, ARR!

(Plank being penis.)

((Walk being wank.))

(((Wank being "with your mouth, bitch!)))

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I prefer titty fucking between my hot, hairy, sweaty man-boobs and pizza-size nipples.

oooh jack!

 

[CaptainWacky]

TOO MUCH INFORMATION!

(Really, pizza?)

 

[SilentBtViolent]

And they have these discolored spots so they look like pizzas with no cheese but beef topping on them.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is one of your nipples bigger and pointier than the other?

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Yes, why do you ask?

 

[jack]

sigh

 

[jack]

So then, I would assume no one has read this rather intense Ho Che Anderson story?

Clearly, not.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I can tell from your sigh that you are getting pretty horny from this conversation.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Coming in here and expecting literary sophistication is like going to the White House and expecting literary sophistication.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I didn't read I WANT TO BE YOUR DOG, I do own I WANT TO BE YOUR DOG #1, #2 and #3 on VHS.

I don't watch #3 much, that's when they get more into water sports and SCHEISSE!!!

 

[Jethro]

Hey SBV, click the link in my sig and make an appearance in the Duckblind. I think you will like it.

Jack, you would fit in there as well.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

NO!! DON'T DO IT!! IT'S GOATSE!!!!

 

[Jethro]

What's wrong with that? Are you are goatsephile? This is 2005. We are supposed to be more tolerant.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Someone should turn your av into a tribute to goatse. It'll sing like opera.