I want to burn people

[Mentalist]

BURN WITCHES IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD.


(TONY HART)

 

[Gagh]

TONY HART HANDS OUT POLLONIUM TO SCHOOLCHILDREN FOR PORN.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Trivia
In an interview Hart joked he could beat fellow artist Rolf Harris in a fight as "Rolf never stops talking".
Tony created the model of the Liberator ship from TVs Blake's 7

CAN YOU BELIEVE THE CHEEK!

 

[Gagh]

Make up Lies about Tony Hart!

1. Tony Hart has been cast as the next James Bond!
2. Tony Hart split up Take That the first time round by poking a green crayola up Robbie's nose, resulting in a personality change from floppy-haired twat, to fat bleached-blonde twat
3. Tony Hart won an auction on eBay where a prankster listed NATASHA KRAPLINSKI and now LEGALLY OWNS HER.
4. Tony Hart dresses as a gimp when playing his weekly game of squash WITH ANNABEL CROFT
5. Tony Hart's Bridge partner is D'Lo Brown.

 

[Mentalist]

You can start telling the lies any minute now!

 

[CaptainWacky]

6. Tony Hart isn't gay.

 

[Conchaga]

This is a TOTALLY UK thing.

 

[Dr Dave]

BURN, BURN THEM ALL!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Tony Hart is the biggest thing in the Milky Way.

 

[Mentalist]

He's a national treause and the same age as Angela Lansbury.


They looks similar as well.


7. TONY HART AND ANGELA LANSBURY ARE TWINS

 

[Dr Dave]

This is a TOTALLY UK thing.

Indeed, who is this guy anyway?

 

[CaptainWacky]

8. Former Prime Minister

 

[Mentalist]

You'd think google didn't exist.

 

[Cassie]

9. I totally looked Tony Hart up on google and discovered he's my father

 

[CaptainWacky]

In this day and age as well.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

IT'S PC GONE MAD

 

[Dr Dave]

You'd think google didn't exist.

Didn't feel like googleing it

 

[CaptainWacky]

Because tymping two four letter words into google and click the mouse once is SO HARD.

 

[I am Dan Brown]

Tony Hart is banned from Google. He has special dispensation NOT TO BE FOUND...

and I know the reason why

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why?