I want to go on Points of View

[Fuddlemiff]

So I can be introduced as a "Viewer and Community Forum Moderator and Supermod and Former Perma Admin" like the bloke who's slurring his speech and giving vague opinions right now!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Never saw it, was there any feedback about that racist black guy on last(?) week?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I missed the beginning, but I imagine so!

I tuned in just in time to see this old guy being introduced as a internet forum moderator as if it was a position of power and influence. Next thing Neroon will be interviewed for a Panorama programme.

 

[whisky]

How little else must he have going on in his life to use that as a reason to be proud?

 

[Gagh]

I want to be the voice of the people that read out the e-mails as if it is the person who wrote it, but doing an enormously silly voice.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't why they make them read their letters. What if someone writes a really great letter but they suffer from TELEPHONE ANXIETY!?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I think more people read them nowadays than they used to, and they have a whole segment every week on what the loons on the message board have to say.

I'm tempted to sign up, complaining that a non-existent TV show hasn't been repeated for years, or shouldn't have been shown so early in the evening considering the graphic duck molestation scenes.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm tempted to kill myself but I'm not going to do that either.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

At least do it in a poignant BBC2 documentary.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Then Jacob saves me at the end.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Jacob AKA Locke in drag if you ask people on Lostpedia.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's Holtz from Angel.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Wasn't Holtz J.G.Hertzler in disguise?!

 

[CaptainWacky]

No, he was an actor with a similar name that I'm going to have to look up now...

 

[CaptainWacky]

DOESN'T HE LOOK LIKE JACOB?

 

[CaptainWacky]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keith_Szarabajka

Hmm...his name isn't that similar at all.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

He does look at bit like him. And all those people are convinced it's Locke because of the high forehead!

 

[The Tomtrek]

I don't know how anyone can say Jacob looks like anyone considering all we've seen of him is this.

 

[Cassie]

I don't see anything, grrr.

 

[whisky]

Its Abraham Lincon, the one who ducks and fires back at Booth in the opening credits to police squad!