I WANT TO LICK MIRAH'S TOES

[Teh_KANS]

AND THEN I WANT TO HAVE HOT ROUGH SEX WITH HER AND THEN I WILL EAT A PACKET OF GRAPE JAM THAT I HAVE IN MY KITCHEN

 

[Low_Res_Skan]

WILL YOU PUT A MICROWAVE BURRITO INTO HER SNATCHY CUNT AND PUSH IT IN AND OUT THEN SWALLOW IT WHOLE AFTERWARDS OK PLEASE? I DRINK CANS OF UNCOOKED BEANS LIKE SOME PEOPLE DO VODKA SHOTS.

 

[Teh_KANS]

YES I AM AGREEING TO DO THIS. I WILL SUCK OFF THE NAIL POLISH FROM HER TOES THEN I WILL SQUEEZE HER ASSY NIPPLES AND THEN I WILL HAVE SOME POUNDCAKE ALSO, TOPPED WITH BUTTER

 

[Low_Res_Skan]

I EAT BACON WRAPPED IN BACON.

 

[Hissing_Kittens]

I EAT BACON WRAPPED IN BACON.

54 posts of sheer intellectual catastrophe, well done!

 

[Low_Res_Skan]

WILL YOU EAT MY BACON?

 

[Hissing_Kittens]

Poached eggs as well?

 

[Mirah]

Wow, I am so turned on by this thread.

 

[Mirah]

[/sarcasm].

 

[Teh_KANS]

THIS IS HATEFUL THAT YOU ARE BEING SARCASTIC ESPECIALLY WHEN I HAVE OFFERED TO LICK YOUR TOENAILS WHICH IS SOMETHING THAT I NEVER HAD TO DO IN PRISON, OK?