Well, you've already missed about seven sexy times with me. Believe it or not, I don't have an infinite supply of sexy times.
I will be there as soon as possible.
Whenever someone says "Phallus" I immediately think of "symbol."
Silly American fool. I have absolutely no doubt that Eloisle is a fat, aged cunt too fugly for words. Why do you think she is here, after all? Stupid fucking Americans.
No doubt due to the fact you know you are simply too fugly to ever have anyone show you their 'phallus'.