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I will Kiss Your Ass

Mirah

Mirah

I love you
If you post in this thread.
Literally or figuratively
which ever you wish.
I will tell you how good you are
and how you are the best person
on this earth.

Actually I'm going to say this. I don't think I can do as good a job as Donovan. He is quite a good ass kisser. He may be a little obviuos about it, but man he really is good.

So Dono, if you post in this thread, there is your freebie.
 
Thank you Loktar for posting in this thread. I have been dying to kiss your ass for some time now. I just don't think I could do as good a job as Donovan, maybe I should let him do it. I don't know how to kiss people's ass.
What I say is real, and genuine and when I say how much I adore you I mean it. You make me laugh all the time.
Dammit I'm trying to sound fake.
Sorry Loktar. Didn't want to let you down.
Your opinion matters so much to me.
 
Yeah I suck. I'm not as good as you. Or Donovan or anyone else that chooses to post in this thread. I will kiss their ass. I am waiting.
 
I cannot help my obsession with, and oral fixation of, the female ass and neighboring warm and moist parts. It is a weakness, I confess. Were I a woman myself, I would be a lesbian, oh but for the sweet sweet nectar of the holy grail. Were I a dinosaur, I would be a Lickalotopus.

Perhaps it is a form of insanity. I am just crazy about the poon. If I had one here now, I would pet it and play with it and kiss it goodnight.

But I do not like the poon that has been played with by many. That is a bad poon, a disloyal poon that will accept petting and kissing from anyone who comes along. An indiscriminate poon.

Bad poon. BAD! I shall not kiss you today. You may come again tomorrow and ask for forgiveness.
 
LOL I'm such a dumb shit I couldn't find this thread for a good 1/2 hour. I'll be back, but seriously I can't kiss ass as good as Donovan up there. And I don't have the balls that Roomie has either.
Gagh, you want me to kiss your ass? How does one kiss Gold? Your ass is Golden! The Goldest ass I have ever seen this side of the Mississipi!
 
Mirah said:
Yeah I suck. I'm not as good as you. Or Donovan or anyone else that chooses to post in this thread. I will kiss their ass. I am waiting.
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You think I'm good at kissing ass, you oughtta see me when I go around the corner. Hum-waahh! Think I'll eat at the Y tonight...
 
Mirah could never kiss Rommie's ass to satisfaction, and look, she didn't even try to Kiss Seph's ass! She was trembling in her shoes! She must have had a huge crush on Dono though.
 
If Dono was in a different state and relationship status he'd have been all up in that business. Little cutie, that Mirah...
 
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