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Lilith

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To see SaintLucifer huff and puff over me switching accounts is such a bonus. It's flattering that he thinks I switched for his benefit. And then he takes me off ignore and realizes I am having a lovely time without his word vomit. Atta boy Luci, you start crying enough, someone's bound to hear you :)
 
Shatna said:
Do we have to get her presents now or somethin'?
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No, you get to take her prom dress off, and have her slide all over you with what she's got on underneath.
 
jack said:
No, you get to take her prom dress off, and have her slide all over you with what she's got on underneath.
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FUCK!!! I am sick you asshole! Please do not mention what that ugly pug has underneath her prom dress. OMMFG!! *pukes* Sumbitch!! You will pay for that image in my head!!
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I liked the idea of you sliding around on Shatna in your prom underwear, actually.
 
Lilith said:
Do I habe to hold your hand? Do a search,
And I'm married, so judging me will serve no purpose.;)
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Post a link! And I don't care if you're married - I just want to judge you like I would a cow or a horse - as a livestock specimen. Me and Luci can discuss the relative merits of your breasts - whether they sag too much or are too large or too small, whether you have those big ugly mambo aureolas, or perhaps those cute, erect pencil-eraser nipples. I'd perhaps comment on the tightness or lack thereof of your buttocks, or express disgust at the play of light and shadow over the cellulite of your thighs ...

I won't know until I see, so post us a link, please?
 
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