I Wish I Lived in a Zoo

[Gonad]

So I could masturbate furiously at the hot girls going by and through my semen at them.

 

[Mentalist]

I wish you hadn't negged me and made me hate you but we can't all have what we want all of the time.

 

[Gonad]

I usually rep for the post, not the poster. As in your case. Jadzia is WAY hotter than Ezri, no question. I will discuss this further in the appropriate thread.

 

[Gonad]

It's too bad you hate me now. That was not my intent. Just ask Jack about my ineffectual neg campaign on him for a half-hour a few weeks ago.

Oh well.

 

[Gonad]

So I could masturbate furiously at the hot girls going by and through my semen at them.

OMG! THROW! I'M SO DUMB!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I guess you aren't pretending to be a girl anymore.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Yup... semen don't have girls.

Here's my bit about Karma - either you care or you don't, or you make like you care and get people to worry that you're mad when your not because they negged you or you actually do get mad because of the circumstances but not because of the overall karma thing and then write a thread about it. Bonc.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wish you lived in a zoo too.

 

[Loktar]

I usually rep for the post, not the poster. As in your case. Jadzia is WAY hotter than Ezri, no question. I will discuss this further in the appropriate thread.

While it is true Jadzia is hotter than Ezri its not something to neg someone over.

 

[johnford]

You do live in a zoo you're here aren't ya?

 

[Gonad]

I was shocked and outraged at the statement. My mouse hand clicked the karma scale and "This sucks" or whatever it is almost without thinking. A preposterous notion that Ezri is hotter deserves it. If I had continued negging other people making the same statement, it would have been a game with me trying and failing to keep up with people posting that Ezri is hotter. I figure that negging the initial post and none other clearly stated my opinion. I'm not really sure if Mentalist took it personally. I doubt it somehow. I *do* regret not typing anything in the comments box.

A zoo would be great! Running around, having people taking pictures of you throwing feces at them.

 

[Henoch]

If i were the zoo keeper i'd beat you often Gonad!

 

[Gonad]

Thanks, but I have my own hands. You should be in the zoo with me. One of us can distract a group of tourists, and the other can rain down semen and shit upon them the likes of which no zookeeper has ever seen.

I could wipe my ass with toilet paper, and give it to someone as a gift and they would be flattered!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Ezri is far hotter.

 

[Gonad]

Nope.

 

[johnford]

If I was in a zoo I'd swing around branches pissing on my audience then beat the meat.