I wish I wasn't PARTIALLY DEAF

[CaptainWacky]

Then I'd be able to get a blind dog for the guides!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Deaf people should have mimes on leashes.

 

[Blindgroping]

Volunteering?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I used to do a great impersonation of a frog trying to catch a fly.

Actually I shamelessly stole it from Shields and Yarnell.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You DOG, you!

 

[Blindgroping]

Well, being partially deaf myself, I sometimes need a seeing-eye Mime to tell me what's going on.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Marlee Matlin is da shiznit on The West Wing.

 

[Blindgroping]

She can't be a Dom though.
Can't head the safe word.

 

[CaptainWacky]

IS ANYONE HERE NOT PARTIALLY DEAF?

 

[CaptainWacky]

(I typed in all caps because everyone's deaf.)

 

[Blindgroping]

Kind of like the old SNL with Garret Morris yelling for the deaf?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT, CAL IS BACK POSTING AT LONAF TODAY AND RETORTREK'S POTS ARE BEING TOSSED INTO THE MINE FIELD!!! GOOD NIGHT AND HAVE A PLEASANT TOMORROW!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Cal, back at LONAF!??!?! Maybe I'll...nah.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

GO NOW, BEFORE HE LEAVES AGAIN!

 

[Gagh]

MY LEGS HURT

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

That means Eddie Izzard is coming to visit you.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I forgot about LONAF. Maybe next year.

 

[Blindgroping]

Lonaf? You mean No Laugh?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I mean that board I never visit.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

All I have to say is that I love my name over there, OneSpecialOlympian.

I've only tried the Duckblind, and that's been really slow since Jethro withdrew from our lives.