I woke up this morning

[Love Child]

and went to work

 

[kaonashi.shinu]

I hope you put some clothes on first . . .

 

[Enkephalen]

and washed your face, brushed your teeth and combed your hair.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Don't forget the house keys
or your phone

 

[eloisel]

Clean underwear. Never leave home without them. Your mother told you why and she was right.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Make sure you know what Day of the week it is.

 

[Enkephalen]

Then decide to play hookie and go back to bed for more sleepy time, wake up and make crank calls to your place of employment.

 

[kaonashi.shinu]

But make sure all 'crank calls' are done on a burner cell - wouldn't want to be identified and subsequently fired...

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Tracs are good for that.