I'd like a new leg.

[Ishcabittle]

My right one hurts... and hurts bad.

Not to mention my dick pulling double duty so my right leg can rest, Stanley's tired all the time now, and he's complaining that the sock and shoe are rubbing him wrong.

 

[jack]

"Stanley"?

 

[Sarek]

Scary, ain't it?

 

[Ishcabittle]

"Stanley"?

You know, THE POWER DRILL.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think my dick has gangrene.

 

[Ishcabittle]

DON'T CUT OFFF YER DICKLE!!!! YOU NEEEEEEED THAT!

 

[Harkley]

HES NEVAR HAVING TEH SEX! HE SAID SO EARLIER!!!

AND HE CAN USE A CATHETER FOR PEEING!

 

[Ishcabittle]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo.................

*fades to silence*

What? Oops, sory chaps. Dozed off.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Does Stanley want to meet Olivia?

Olivia? And who might that be..? Oh... I get it. Your pet pussy. Does your sweet little pussy want a saucer of man-milk?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I still need my dick for wanking.

 

[Harkley]

Get a vagina, you can have MULTIPLES, WITHOUT HAVING TO WAIT!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd need some ovaries stuck in my too.

 

[Mentalist]

:menty:

 

[CaptainWacky]

Leg bump.

 

[Gagh]

Nog has a spare one going on the cheap.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Vic Fontaine keeps it pickled in Worf's tears.