If a genie could grant me just one wish...

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

If I literally had one wish that I literally wish would come true, it would be to ban the word "literally" from all literal internet posts literally forever. Literally.

Either that or "This" or "SO MUCH THIS".

Fuck 'em all.

 

[The Question]

Or "I'm dying."

If only they would.

 

[Fun Lovin' Dave]

If I literally had one wish that I literally wish would come true, it would be to ban the word "literally" from all literal internet posts literally forever. Literally.

Either that or "This" or "SO MUCH THIS".

Fuck 'em all.

I guess infinite wishes is off the table.

But if you literally had one wish, that would be it?

 

[The Question]

Only one wish, huh? That's easy.

Infinite wishes?

"You can't wish for infinite wishes!"

Fine.

I wish for the power to grant my wishes myself, without genie rules.

 

[Volpone]

If I literally had one wish that I literally wish would come true, it would be to ban the word "literally" from all literal internet posts literally forever. Literally.

Either that or "This" or "SO MUCH THIS".

Fuck 'em all.

This.

So much, this.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What about when people type "should of" instead of "should have" or "should've"? Should they be shot?

 

[whisky]

Would tall, slim and with a big dick count as one general appearance change, or would that be three separate ones?