If Eloisel comes back

[Love Child]

TELL HER ABOUT THE TROPHIES!
OKAY?!?!?!

 

[eloisel]

What trophies?

 

['Gear]

Yeah, trophies.

 

[The Question]

Trophies for what? And what kind of trophies?

 

[eloisel]

You people are supposed to tell me about them. What trophies? I like trophies.

 

[The Question]

Screw it, let's just make up our own.

1. The Golden Duck, awarded for excellence in Mine Field Spamming (Psst, it's anatomically E-rect!)

2. The Zircon-Encrusted Tweezers, for service above and beyond the call of duty in Dental Floss Ranching

 

[Loktar]

3. The Bearded Loktar Chained to a Park Bench, for scaring small children, women, and babies.

 

[eloisel]

Those are serious trophies. I was hoping for something a plain, old, ordinary gold with handles.

 

[The Question]

4. The Golden Double-Handled... Orb... Thing. Awarded for meritorious conduct in the produce section.

 

[Love Child]

I can't remember now. : (

 

[eloisel]

You'll remember again in the middle of the night when your village is covered in snow and the internet is down anyway.

 

[jack]

use your vibe wheezy. That should get you through the crisis.

 

[eloisel]

I have no crisis. How about you? Heard you were dead then you sent me a FB thing.

 

['Gear]

Fuck buddy?

 

[eloisel]

More likely yours than mine.

 

['Gear]

Wasn't me who sent it.

 

[eloisel]

Didn't think you did.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Hello E. Don't forget the porcelain trophy for meretricious behavior in Daycare.

 

[eloisel]

Ooooh, meretricious behavior! Only in Daycare?

How you been, Neon?

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Good. I've been good. Last year was awful. But this year seems better. and yourself?