If I could name my child E=mc2

[Love Child]

I would

 

[Love Child]

I don't have any children

 

[Loktar]

I would name my kid Kal-El or something silly like Farty Bumpnoodle.

 

[Starship Coyote]

MY children have sane names.

 

[Mirah]

1. Are they sane children?
2. OMG You have kids!

 

[Starship Coyote]

Yes and yes.

 

[The Question]

I'd name them names like Billy Jo Bob Jim Bo Bob. Because I hate children.

 

[Ancalagon]

Our son's middle name is Hawking.

Each of the kids got one regular name and one unique name. Let them choose which they want to go by, put on resumes, etc.

 

[The Question]

If sure if you have any sons, at least one of them is named Fifi, because "gender is a construct" or some other expression of the imbecilic horseshit you regularly vomit over at WF.