If I ever became a surgeon

[jack]

My specialty would be slipadichtomy.

 

[Sarek]

Why?

 

[Sarek]

And what would you do if Henoch became your number 1 patient/fan?

 

[jack]

Because every woman would ask for it by name!

 

[jack]

I'd do referrals for Henoch.

 

[Sarek]

But your technical title would be "slipadicktome".

Think about it. Henoch would come running. Well, if he could get away from his cat that is.

 

[jack]

That would be the title of the procedure I had developed. I would never need to say it

 

[jack]

It involves a deep and repeated insertion and removal of the surgical device.

 

[Alex Buchet]

weird

 

[Alex Buchet]

edited

 

[Sarek]

That would be the title of the procedure I had developed. I would never need to say it

Sure you would. You go to a medical conference, Henoch walks up (yea, I know. Like Henoch could ever pull himself off the cats tounge long enough to watch an episode of Scrubs much less become a Dr.. But hey, it's a hypothetical situation) and introduces himself as Henoch, inventor of the, I don't know, peanutbutterrectalcattreat procedure.

Now you have to introduce yourself and your procedure. What do you say?

 

[jack]

"Hello, I am Dr Venooker."

 

[Sarek]

......and your procedure?

 

[Sarek]

Eh, screw it. You'd probably make a lousy fucking doctor anyway.

 

[jack]

Well then the patient would say, "Oh Doctor, I need a slipadichtomy, and only you can perform it"

 

[jack]

Eh, screw it. You'd probably make a lousy fucking doctor anyway.

I know how to get feet in stirrups, wtf you mean?

 

[Sarek]

Hey, stirrups is the easy part. It's the carrot in the butt that can be tricky.

 

[jack]

You shouldn't make fun of people with serious disabilities. This surgery is unique.

 

[Sarek]

You make fun of Henoch don't you?

 

[jack]

I would like to slaughter Henoch like the pig he truly is, and dress him out like a deer in the barn.